Holy Molar
Cavity Search EP
Three One G

I listened to Holy Molar only to see if a band with that name and song titles like "You’ve Had More Kids Pulled Out Of That Thing Than A Burning Orphanage" could fail at entertaining me. They did and they didn’t. Featuring members of bands such as The Locust, Antioch Arrow, Charles Bronson and more, this is the type of music that makes me feel old. I just don’t get it, and I know it’s popular in its own way but it’s just a wall of noise to me. Not in a Throbbing Gristle way either, more like an I’m too old to "get it" one. I once had a co-worker that swore by Charles Bronson, and man, I never understood it. He never understood my love for The Meatmen so I guess we were even. Still, there’s something fun about indecipherable songs like "My Saturday Night Fever Turned Into A Sunday Morning Rash" so maybe it’s not all bad. I like that they dress like dentists when they perform, maybe they’re more a live show than a recording artist.

The Night Pocahotass Spread Her Land O’ Lakes

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Visit them on Myspace and get the EP at Interpunk.